Boris and his wife are walking...

Boris and his wife are walking...

... along St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve when they feel some precipitation.


"It's rain," said Boris.


"No, it's snow!" said his wife.


"Why done we ask the nearest communist officer," said Boris, "He is always right."


"Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?" He asked.


The man replied, "It's raining."


Boris turned to his wife and said, "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."