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Animal Jokes · 2026-11-05

A serial killer, a zoophiliac, a necrophile, a pyroman and a masochist are in the jail's courtyard.

A serial killer, a zoophiliac, a necrophile, a pyroman and a masochist are in the jail's courtyard.

And there's a cat passing in front of them.

Serial killer: *hey guys, see that cat? let's kill it!*

Zoophiliac: *oh wait, can we rape it first?*

Necrophile: *and after you kill it, we can rape it again*

Pyroman: *oh, please please, pretty please, could we kill it with fire?*

Masochist: *Meow*

Source: Reddit.

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