A woman with no arms or legs is sitting by a pool

A woman with no arms or legs is sitting by a pool

A woman with no arms or legs is sitting by a pool. One day an attractive man walks by, and she says to him
"Excuse me kind sir, Ive never been hugged before, can you give me a hug?" Being the nice and considerate man he is, he gives her a hug.
The next day he walks by again, and she says to him
"Excuse me kind sir, I've never been kissed before, can you give me a kiss?" Being the nice and considerate man he is, he thinks to himself "what the hel*" and gives her a kiss.
The next day he walks by again and she says to him
"Excuse me kind sir, I've never been f*cked before, can you f*ck me?" The man picks her up and throws her into the pool and says "Now you're f*cked"