Ther was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row...

Ther was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row...

and their time was up.

In a new, enlightened program, the warden gave them a choice of three ways to die.

- To be shot

- To be hanged

- To be injected with the AIDS virus.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead instantly.)

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead instantly.)

Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him a shot, and the Redneck fell down laughing.

The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Redneck said,"Give me another of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was luaghing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

So finally the warden said, "What the hell is wrong with you?"

The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom."

Edit: there is a spelling mistake in the title...*twitch*