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Everyday Situations · 2026-11-03

A cop pulls a guy over

A cop pulls a guy over

and when the driver stops, the cop slurrs: "Y-you... Y-you're DRUNK!"

The guy respons: "Ho-how can you tell?" Barely able to speak straight.

"Because \*hiccup\* ... because you have TWO DRIVING WHEELS!" says the cop.

The guy slowly reasons it out - "And you had me surrouned just for that!?"

Source: Reddit.

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