Two Italian old men are overhead talking on a train... (long'ish) (dirty)

Two Italian old men are overhead talking on a train... (long'ish) (dirty)

"First Emma cums, then I cum. Then Essa cums twice. Then, I cum again. Then Essa cums two more times again. Then, I cum again. Then comes a pee, and a pee one more time. Then I cum again at the end."

Disgusted by this, the lady behind them shouts out "Perverts!"

The Italian man stands up and responds, "Heya lady, I'ma just trying to teach my friend here howa to spell Mississippi."