Two robots were sitting in a canoe.

Two robots were sitting in a canoe.

The canoe was made of steel, the robots were made of wood.

The canoe was in a lake, it sprung a leak and began to sink.

But what makes this story funny?

It's not a story, it's a poem.

The rhyming scheme is crummy.


Two robots were sitting in a canoe
They did not know what to do
So they sat there and waited
While their software upgraded

"Ha! Today I've learned something new!
Our bodies keep the canoe afloat
And if I get off of this boat
I won't be stuck sinking with YOU!"