An old woman goes into a butcher..

An old woman goes into a butcher..

As she scans the display case for what's on special she adjusts her glasses and squints. her eyesight is shot, though she'd never admit it.
"What can I get ya love?" The butcher asks.
"Oh, I'll take ten of those pissoles please"
The butcher does his best to keep a straight face and says "My dear, that is an 'R' not a 'P'!"
"Oh silly me" she says, "give me ten of those arseholes then"