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General Jokes · 2026-11-07

Two hunters are in the woods when one falls to the ground

Two hunters are in the woods when one falls to the ground

He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other calls 911 and gasps "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is silence, then a shot is heard.
The hunter's voice comes back on the line "ok, now what?"

Source: Reddit.

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