A dog takes a poop on the carpet

A dog takes a poop on the carpet

The owner runs in and says "WHAT THE FUCK GET IN YOUR CAGE"

The dog then takes a piss in the owners mouth

The owner swallows and says "mmmm that's good."

The owner then gets on all fours and starts eating the dogs shit and he says "YES I LOVE IT"

Then they create a business secretly selling dog shit and piss posed as chocolate and lemonade.

The end.