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Work Jokes · 2026-11-05

On his first day on the job, a blond cop shoots and kills 3 black men

On his first day on the job, a blond cop shoots and kills 3 black men

His commander pulls him aside and says "Good job, rookie. Don't worry, we'll get you off the hook for this. But why kill 3? We only told you to kill 1". He replies, "No, you told me to shoot a black per son. My wife and I have 3 boys."

Source: Reddit.

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