Three men share the same date for their anniversaries.

Three men share the same date for their anniversaries.

The first guy tells his buddies " I bought my wife a bouquet of flowers and a ring. So if she doesn't like the flowers she has the ring!"

The second guy says " I bought my wife a car and a trip to Paris. If she doesn't like the car she will have the trip to Paris!"

The third guy tell them what he bought "I bought her a t-shirt and a dildo. If she doesn't like the T-shirt, she can go fuck herself."