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Travel & Transport · 2026-11-12

Two homeless men are standing around bragging about their day...

Two homeless men are standing around bragging about their day...

... The First hobo says "Today i found $20, and was able to buy a nice hot meal. It was my luckiest day ever!".


To which the second hobo replies: "oh yeah, my day was way better! I was at the train yard, and found a woman tied to the train tracks. After I untied her, we fucked all day"


"Did you get a blow job?"


"Naw, I couldnt find her head"

Source: Reddit.

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