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General Jokes · 2026-11-07

The real reason why Half Life 3 has not been released.

The real reason why Half Life 3 has not been released.

When Half-Life 1 came out, it took one half-life of a single New Well to make.

When Half-Life 2 came out, it took two half-lives of a single New Well to make.

When Half-Life 3 comes out, it will take three half-lives of a single New Well to make.

Valve is still figuring out how to get three-Half-Lives from a single New Well.

Source: Reddit.

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