A guide and a tourist are sailing past the coast...

A guide and a tourist are sailing past the coast...

They sail past a few sights and the guide gives some backstory on these.

Eventually they sail past a man and a woman making a ruckus in the bushes. The guide is embarrassed and says: "These people are just cycling."

The tourist grabs an oar and throws it at the guy's head.

The guide asks: "Why'd you do that?"

The tourist replies: "That guy stole my bicycle."