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Family & Marriage · 2026-11-08

I told my dad that I don't like being a single child.

I told my dad that I don't like being a single child.

"I want a brother!" I said.

He said, "Having a child is a long process, your mother and I don't need that right now."

"Maybe you should consider adoption?" I asked.

He said, "No, we're not doing that again."

Source: Reddit.

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