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Relationship Jokes · 2026-11-04

My wife is 10 years older than me.

My wife is 10 years older than me.

She was widowed in her early 50s and met me a couple years later. I was married twice before. One day several years after we married she found me kneeling before a headstone in the churchyard sobbing "Why'd you have to die? Why'd you have to die???" She shouted: "GET OFF OF MY FIRST HUSBAND'S GRAVE!!!!"

Source: Reddit.

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