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Everyday Situations · 2026-11-03

Two kids looked at a mummy exhibit...

Two kids looked at a mummy exhibit...

Two kids looked at a mummy exhibit. On the bottom of the mummy case it said, "5000 B.C."

"What does that number mean?" the first one asked.

The second one wondered for a while, then said, "It must be the license plate number of the car that hit him."

Source: Reddit.

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