The Irish tickler

The Irish tickler

I stopped in a small town and decided to have a few pints in a local pub. As I sat down an older Irish man took up the stool next to mine. After a while we began to talk.

"Look out the window there sonny" he said. " You see that house down there at the end of the road? I built that house with my own two hands. But they don't call me Seamus the house builder, do they?" I started to say something but he went on.

"And you see that dock down there, and the boat at the end of it?" He said. " I built them too. But do they call me Seamus the dock builder? No! Do they call me Seamus the boat builder? No!"

He took a long swig of his ale and said

"But ya fuck one lousy goat"