As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces:

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces:

"If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."


She removes all her clothing and asks:


"Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"


A man stands up, removes his shirt and says:


"Here, iron this!"