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Family & Marriage · 2026-11-08

I met a guy and told him I was getting married soon

I met a guy and told him I was getting married soon

Him: "Oh I'm sorry"
Me: "Oh I know what I'm getting into this is my second marriage"
Him: (points to his wife) "I know what you mean, this is my second wife... My third one's gonna be perfect!

Source: Reddit.

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