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Animals & Nature · 2026-11-12

A guy was lost in the rain one night..

A guy was lost in the rain one night..

.. And he really needed to find a place to spend at night. He sighted a lone house through his car window and knocked on the door.

An old lady opened it for him and the guy asked for accommodation for the night. The old lady said, "OK son, but will you mind if you'll have to share the bed with Sam?"

The guy says, "No thank you, I'll be fine on the couch." The old lady agrees and he goes to sleep.

The next day he awakes to see a really beautiful girl looking at him. The guy asks, "Who are you?" She said "I'm Sam, and who are you?".

"The most stupid bastard ever!"

Source: Reddit.

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