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Arts & Entertainment · 2026-11-03

Little Johnny meets his future self.

Little Johnny meets his future self.

One day Little Johnny was in his room practicing piano. When suddenly a portal opens revealing Big Johnny, little Johnny's future self. Little Johnny excitedly asks Big Johnny "What am I going to be in the future." Big Johnny replies "A pedophile" as he closes the lights and doors.

Source: Reddit.

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