What is the difference between a truckload of bowling balls... (nsfl)

What is the difference between a truckload of bowling balls... (nsfl)

and a truckload of dead babies?

1.) You don't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork

2.) Bowling balls don't smell sexy

3.) I don't haul bowling balls for free

4.) I don't have to stop every 30 miles to fuck a bowling ball

5.) I don't have to move my hand to shift when hauling bowling balls


... and any more ya'll can think of XD