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There once were 2 people: A and B.

A was always up and about while B was always dormant, staying put in his bathtub all day and night.

One day, A had a cold. When A was walking about a countless number of individuals insulted A and laughed at him. Unable to smell, A could not understand what he was doing wrong.

So, A went to visit B, the smartest man that he knew. As soon as A walked into B's house, B could tell what was wrong with A. Being polite, B refused to blatantly say that A smelt awful. Instead, he spent nearly a half hour asking questions like, "when did you last shower?" and, "have you lost your sense of smell?"

B then realized he was late to his third bath of the day, asked A to excuse him, and walking into the restroom to draw himself a bath. After B had laid down in the bath for a while, A got bored and wanted to leave.

Angered that he never got his answer, A called out to B and asked him why people were mad.

B responded:

"You-Reek-A"