A man is invited to a fancy dress party.

A man is invited to a fancy dress party.

A man is invited to a fancy dress party.

However, when he turns up, he's wearing his normal clothes, and has a woman draped over his back.

The party host walks up to him after a few minutes and asks him where his costume is.

"This is my costume," the man replies, "I'm a turtle."

The host then asks him who the woman is that he has draped over his back.

"Oh, her? That's Michelle."