Same old cow

Same old cow

My wife and I went to the ploughing championships and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

' **"THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR"**

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, *'He mated 50 times last year.'*

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

**''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR"**

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, *'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .........You could learn a lot from him.'*

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,

in capital letters,

**"THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR"**

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,

*'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'*

I looked at her and said,

'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'