Two Eskimos were having a heated debate over whose igloo was the coldest....

Two Eskimos were having a heated debate over whose igloo was the coldest....

Mukluk says "Watch this!" and spits into his igloo.
*CRACK*
"Do ya see that? So cold my spit freezes midair."

Makoktok nods his head thoughtfully and says "Thats pretty good. C'mon over to my place and I will show you something"

They go inside and Mukluk is confused. He asks "Why do you have all these little brown chunks of ice on the floor?"

Makoktok just smiles, picks one up and tosses it in the fire.

*BRRRAAAAAAPPP!*