A young boy's parents were arguing

A young boy's parents were arguing

When the father calls the mother a bitch. "What's a bitch?" Asks the boy. "It's a mother" he replied. The mother then calls the father a bastard. Again the boy asks what does that mean. "It's a father," she replied. They then stop and get ready because they are having guests over. "Oh shit!" He heard from his mother upstairs, who was putting make up on but accidentally ruined it. "What's shit?" asks the boy. " ohh, it's a type of make up", she said. The boy goes down stairs and his father yells "oh fuck!" Because he accidentally cut himself while cutting the chicken. "What does fuck mean?" Asks the boy. "Oh, it means to cut," said the father. The guests arrive and the boy let's them in. "Where are your parents?" asks one of them. "The bitch is upstairs putting shit on her face, and the bastard's downstairs fucking the chicken."