Tech Jokes · 2026-11-07
Two priests die at the same time
Two priests die at the same time
and meet St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, "I'd like to get you
guys in now but our computers are down. You'll have to
go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back
as humans. What'll it be?"
The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an
eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains."
"So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.
The second priest mulls this over for a moment and
asks, "Will you be keeping track of us, St. Peter ?"
"No, I told you the computer is down. There's no way
we can keep track of what you are doing. This week's a
freebie."
"In that case," says the second priest, "I've always
wanted to be a stud."
"So be it," says St. Peter, and the second priest
disappears.
A week goes by, the computer is fixed and the Lord
tells St. Peter to recall the two priests.
"Will you have trouble locating them?" He asks.
"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's
somewhere over the Rocky Mountains, flying with the
eagles. But the second one could prove to be more
difficult."
"Why?" asks the Lord.
"Because he's on a snow tire somewhere in Alaska."
and meet St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, "I'd like to get you
guys in now but our computers are down. You'll have to
go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back
as humans. What'll it be?"
The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an
eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains."
"So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.
The second priest mulls this over for a moment and
asks, "Will you be keeping track of us, St. Peter ?"
"No, I told you the computer is down. There's no way
we can keep track of what you are doing. This week's a
freebie."
"In that case," says the second priest, "I've always
wanted to be a stud."
"So be it," says St. Peter, and the second priest
disappears.
A week goes by, the computer is fixed and the Lord
tells St. Peter to recall the two priests.
"Will you have trouble locating them?" He asks.
"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's
somewhere over the Rocky Mountains, flying with the
eagles. But the second one could prove to be more
difficult."
"Why?" asks the Lord.
"Because he's on a snow tire somewhere in Alaska."
Source: Reddit.