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Travel & Transport · 2026-11-14

So a blonde is rowing a boat out in the middle of a field...

So a blonde is rowing a boat out in the middle of a field...

When a second blonde sees this from the edge of the field she yells out in anger, "What are you doing rowing a boat out in the middle of a field?!?! It's people like you that give all of us blondes a bad name!"
Hearing this the blonde stops her rowing and stares back with a confused look on her face.
To this the second blonde replies, "Your so dumb! If I could swim I would come out there and kick your ass!"

Source: Reddit.

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