There is a big ass competition in town

There is a big ass competition in town

it is held in an indoor stadium and crowd is 150,000 people.

the japanese woman shows a small carrot up her ass.

the russian woman shoves a bottle of vodka up her ass.

the black woman shoves a tub of fried chicken up her ass.

this goes on for a while.

the winner is announced as the indian woman who did not even show up. when everyone looks confused, the judges ask "where do you think we are holding this competition?"