Milton Berle and Forrest Tucker are in a steam room in New York city...

Milton Berle and Forrest Tucker are in a steam room in New York city...

both celebrities were known for being extremely well-endowed. Jackie Gleason is there and jumps up on a bench and starts taking bets. "C'mon," Gleason says, "east coast meets west coast! Let's see who's bigger!" Milton Berle tries to stop the betting, saying, "Jackie, please. Don't do this."
And Jackie Gleason replies, "Milton, just take out enough to win."