A young lady goes on a date with a trumpet player.

A young lady goes on a date with a trumpet player.

When she comes home her roommate has a ton of questions. 'How does he kiss?'. Her friend states that he held his lips too tight.

The next week she goes out with a tuba player. Her roomie asks about the kissing. She says he was too sloppy.

Next she goes out with a French horn player. Again, her roommate asks about the kissing. 'It was OK, but I liked the way he held me.'