A rabbit goes to take a shit in the forest

A rabbit goes to take a shit in the forest

and sees a bear, right in his spot, taking a shit.
The bear sees the rabbit and asks:

"I love this spot, but don't you hate it when the shit sticks to your fur? Does that happen to you?"

The rabbit smiles and says:

"Yes the shit does stick to my fur!? I hate it when that happens"

The bear smiles and says:

"Great!"

Then picks up the rabbit and uses it to wipe his arse.