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Sports & Games · 2026-11-05

Geometry city was currently in the throes of a militant cool-revolution.

Geometry city was currently in the throes of a militant cool-revolution.

Hip shapes - such as the dude-decahedron and octagona-stay-up-al-night - were threatening to kill other shapes unless they joined them in becoming cool.


Parallelogram was on his way back from chess club when he was surrounded by the gang. They pointed their guns at him.


'What do you want from me?' moaned parallelogram


'Cool your heels hot shot.' said dude-decahedron 'You know the deal. Either come down to our disco meet tomorrow evening or we'll have your back up against the wall'


'I don't understand' whined parallelogram


Octagona-stay-up-al-night looked at parallelogram over his shades.


'Be there or be square'

Source: Reddit.

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