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General Jokes · 2026-11-10

A guy asked his roommate for help unclogging the toilet.

A guy asked his roommate for help unclogging the toilet.

The guy walks up to his roommate and says "Dude, I just took a massive dump and clogged the toilet. Can you help me unclog it?" His roommate said "Why can't you do that yourself?" To which he responded "I've never done it before. Just help me out man" The roommate reluctantly agrees and proceed to the bathroom to help him out. He looks at he toilet and just stares at it for a few seconds. The guy asks him "Well, what are you waiting for?"

"Hold on, I need to get my glasses. I can't see shit"

Source: Reddit.

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