Oh Juno...

Oh Juno...

Me and my best friend from Mexico were sitting on the couch watching sports when I pondered questions about NASA...

Me: Hey Wally, did you hear about the new space probe to Juputer?
Him: Yeah.
Me: Whats the name of it?
Him: Juno...
Me: No, thats why Im asking you.
Him: What?
Me: Whats the name of the probe?
Him: Juno.
Me: No, I dont know! Thats why Im asking you now stop being a dick and tell me what the f**** name is for Christ sake!
Him: Juno! Juno! *Juno!*

This ended in a floor brawl that he eventually won. I thought he was saying "You know..." like a cocky walnut but he was actually trying to be informational. Now I lost my best friend in the whole wide worlds.