So a father loses his parrot he's lost and doesn't see him for years, four to be exact. The parrot, Dave, comes back home and all of a sudden he speaks spanish.

So a father loses his parrot he's lost and doesn't see him for years, four to be exact. The parrot, Dave, comes back home and all of a sudden he speaks spanish.

The dad looks at his son and says "son why can't you be more like our parrot Dave. At least with him I didn't pay for his foreign language degree"