A man gets back on the job working construction after his honeymoon,

A man gets back on the job working construction after his honeymoon,

all his buddies gather to ask questions. The first one asks what's on everyone's minds, "So, how many times did you get laid?" Well, I didn't. "Why not?" Well, she's got herpes. The next guy asks "So why didn't you just do her in the butt?" Well she had diarrhea too. A collective "Aww that sucks" comes from the group. The next guy asks, "So did you at least get a blow job?" No, she's got pyorrhea too. The last guy asks, "So why did you even marry this girl in the first place?" Well, she's got worms too, and I LOOOVE TO FISH!!!