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One-Liners · 2026-11-03

Bomb threat

Bomb threat

This actually happened a few days ago in class

Me: "We're gonna set off bombs on Monday"

*friend in front of me turns around*

Me: "Fireworks man, don't worry"

Him: "Bro, you gotta be specific about what kind of bombs you're gonna set off"

Me: "TNT..."

*friend's eyes widen*

Me: "...fireworks"


The rest of the class was silent.

Source: Reddit.

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