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Wordplay & Puns · 2026-11-02

What do you call a quadriplegic...

What do you call a quadriplegic...

What do you call a quadriplegic in the swimming pool?

> Bob.

What do you call a quadriplegic at your doorstep?

> Matt.

What do you call a quadriplegic at the museum?

> Art.

What do you call a pair of quadriplegics in front of a window?

> Kurt and Rod.

Source: Reddit.

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