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School & Education · 2026-11-04

The boyfriend answers to his girlfriend with an attitude.

The boyfriend answers to his girlfriend with an attitude.

Boyfriend: I was calling you, and you were busy for 30 minutes. Whom were you talking to?

Girlfriend: A friend of mine from college. He got his job two months ago, and recently he bought a new car and he looks handsome.

Boyfriend: What was the topic?

Girlfriend: In college days he used to like me but never said. So now he wants to go on a date with me.

Boyfriend: Wtf!!! are you serious??

Girlfriend: Don't be jealous.

Boyfriend: Maybe he has a new car or maybe he looks handsome. But I am the one who is your boyfriend and I am the one who fucked you last night. So I think he should be jealous of me.
(girlfriend shocked)

Source: Reddit.

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