Know what the opposite of a dad joke is?

Know what the opposite of a dad joke is?

A son burn!

Son: I'm thirsty
Dad: hi thirsty, I'm friday
Son: ugh, at least I have mom's genes.
Dad: She was looking for jeans earlier today
Son: you're wearing mom jeans right now, which gives you two reasons to feel embarrassed, Mr. Unemployed
Dad: *whimper*