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Animals & Nature · 2026-11-15

Two prostitutes are waiting by the corner

Two prostitutes are waiting by the corner

...for a client, on a cool and windy night.
The first one says with a sense of optimism, "I am sure that the wait is gonna end soon. I can sense a dick close by. I can smell it. I can *smell* it".
To which the second one responds with a smile, "No silly.. I just burped"

Source: Reddit.

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