Donald Trump is talking to a Polish midget.

Donald Trump is talking to a Polish midget.

The two are having a great time, and finding all sorts of things in common.

"I'm Polish, but my background is actually German," said the midget.

"What a coincidence, mine too!" said Trump.

"I love my country, but all these filthy immigrants are polluting it these days," said the midget.

"What a coincidence, I feel the same," said Trump.

"And people make fun of me because 'tiny Pole' is a synonym for small dick."

"What a coi-...umm..." Donald Trump glowered angrily in silence.