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Animal Jokes · 2026-11-06

Little Johnny

Little Johnny

One day little Johnny's mom sees him standing on the stairs holding a cat and a bag of skittles.

Little Johnny eats a couple of skittles and bites the cat then takes a step down the stairs.

"What are you doing little Johnny?"

"I'm playing trucker! Popping pills, eating pussy and moving along"

Source: Reddit.

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