My girlfriend said my dick was a joke...

My girlfriend said my dick was a joke...

My girlfriend said my dick was a joke...

So I taught her how to take a joke.

She proceeding to complain that I do all my thinking with the wrong head...

Then she blew my mind.

At this point, she was pretty frustrated and complained that these quips "sucked ass" and were too "predictable."

So to try something new, I broke up with her.