Animal Jokes · 2026-11-06
Two dogs are talking at the park
Two dogs are talking at the park
Dog 1: so, I hear the dog insanity virus is going around
Dog 2: really? I didn't hear about it. Do you think we'll get it?
Dog 1: I'm not worried, but maybe you should be, some dogs already have it.
Dog 2: That's terrible! Why are you so calm about all this?
Dog 1: well obviously I can't get it, I'm a helicopter!
Dog 1: so, I hear the dog insanity virus is going around
Dog 2: really? I didn't hear about it. Do you think we'll get it?
Dog 1: I'm not worried, but maybe you should be, some dogs already have it.
Dog 2: That's terrible! Why are you so calm about all this?
Dog 1: well obviously I can't get it, I'm a helicopter!
Source: Reddit.