Sports & Games · 2026-11-05
End of all pizza
End of all pizza
Year 2050: The "Clean-Eaters" have taken up arms against bad cuisine. After destroying most fast food chains, they set their sights on America's favorite. Pizza. In their own incredibly efficient manner, they begin to undermine all pizzerias. Through collective effort, pizza places find ways to stay open, despite all the bad publicity being thrown on them. Eventually, the inevitable happens; a longtime player in the pizza market has to close up shop. This triggers an immediate reaction from everyone left open, and they call an emergency meeting. Despite all their brainstorming, not one person in attendance can think of a way out. Panic ensues. They start to realize their fate. The Clean-Eaters have won, and with one down, they will all fall like Domino's.
Year 2050: The "Clean-Eaters" have taken up arms against bad cuisine. After destroying most fast food chains, they set their sights on America's favorite. Pizza. In their own incredibly efficient manner, they begin to undermine all pizzerias. Through collective effort, pizza places find ways to stay open, despite all the bad publicity being thrown on them. Eventually, the inevitable happens; a longtime player in the pizza market has to close up shop. This triggers an immediate reaction from everyone left open, and they call an emergency meeting. Despite all their brainstorming, not one person in attendance can think of a way out. Panic ensues. They start to realize their fate. The Clean-Eaters have won, and with one down, they will all fall like Domino's.
Source: Reddit.